Caution: Dating in LA May Cause Excessive Drinking

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F*ck boys are everywhere, oozing out of Danielle’s ears! And avoiding them is nerve- racking and completely unsettling. The throbbing migraines are the reason she began praying for clarity regarding her unsuccessful love life.

Danielle’s silent agonizing prayers for a good man are often accompanied by a stiff cocktail to assist her through the companionless nights. There’s nothing like a little gin and blood orange juice to make waiting on her soulmate less chaotic.

Danielle takes a hard liquor fueled trek to discovering her very own Mr. Right. While trudging through a bottomless ditch of convicts, liars, and cougar chasers, she finally grabs ahold of a real-life Prince Charming. Palmer is Danielle’s perfect mix of brut champagne, elderflower liqueur, and creamy mango sherbet. A man as delectable as one of her favorite celebratory concoctions. But just like overindulging on her special intoxicant, complications are bound to arise.

Danielle can barely keep a grip on her martini glass as she endures a head-spinning, high heel teetering dating safari with a blaring word of Caution: Dating in LA May Cause Excessive Drinking.

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F*ck boys are everywhere, oozing out of Danielle’s ears! And avoiding them is nerve- racking and completely unsettling. The throbbing migraines are the reason she began praying for clarity regarding her unsuccessful love life.

Danielle’s silent agonizing prayers for a good man are often accompanied by a stiff cocktail to assist her through the companionless nights. There’s nothing like a little gin and blood orange juice to make waiting on her soulmate less chaotic.

Danielle takes a hard liquor fueled trek to discovering her very own Mr. Right. While trudging through a bottomless ditch of convicts, liars, and cougar chasers, she finally grabs ahold of a real-life Prince Charming. Palmer is Danielle’s perfect mix of brut champagne, elderflower liqueur, and creamy mango sherbet. A man as delectable as one of her favorite celebratory concoctions. But just like overindulging on her special intoxicant, complications are bound to arise.

Danielle can barely keep a grip on her martini glass as she endures a head-spinning, high heel teetering dating safari with a blaring word of Caution: Dating in LA May Cause Excessive Drinking.

F*ck boys are everywhere, oozing out of Danielle’s ears! And avoiding them is nerve- racking and completely unsettling. The throbbing migraines are the reason she began praying for clarity regarding her unsuccessful love life.

Danielle’s silent agonizing prayers for a good man are often accompanied by a stiff cocktail to assist her through the companionless nights. There’s nothing like a little gin and blood orange juice to make waiting on her soulmate less chaotic.

Danielle takes a hard liquor fueled trek to discovering her very own Mr. Right. While trudging through a bottomless ditch of convicts, liars, and cougar chasers, she finally grabs ahold of a real-life Prince Charming. Palmer is Danielle’s perfect mix of brut champagne, elderflower liqueur, and creamy mango sherbet. A man as delectable as one of her favorite celebratory concoctions. But just like overindulging on her special intoxicant, complications are bound to arise.

Danielle can barely keep a grip on her martini glass as she endures a head-spinning, high heel teetering dating safari with a blaring word of Caution: Dating in LA May Cause Excessive Drinking.